Bolivian woman learns one weird trick to getting pregnant! Reproductive endocrinologists hate her!

Would pay many dollars to acquire this. Did not read article yet. Maybe it also kills you. In which case I take it back. But based on the title, please send me the parasite.

NEW YORK CITY?!

Thank you for this precious gift.

I’m only a few tweets in and it is killing me. I literally laughed out loud at “we do not accept immunized children.”

What is it with strange customers and soup? I never thought I’d have a story to contribute here because I’m a bookseller, but it turns out I’ve got one for you.

GASP!

“Does that sound like a man who had ALL he could eat?”

I blame the English language. It’s not Natasha’s fault that “All you can eat” can be singular or plural (and boo to Denny’s for taking advantage of the ambiguity). This wouldn’t have happened in Shakespeare’s day. When the tavern had an “All thou canst eat” special, everybody knew it only meant thee, not thy whole…

Only marginally better than the time Anakin Skywalker opened a Montessori school.

Can we stop with the whole “ur doin it to urself” thing please? Sure, there are probably upwards of several hundred couples in Manhattan who are both employed, with young children, who have attempted to craft a Halloween costume out of mason jars and pallets, but that really isn’t life for most of us (admittedly…

Tuppy is calling up Bertie for bail money as we speak.

Really, old bean, one doesn’t don the fish and soup to act such a hooligan.

It’s almost as if refusing to protect trans people didn’t stop straight men from going into womens’ restrooms to assault children there.

You have just made the move from “kid” to “failure at adulthood”. A favorite leisure time activity is to sit back and think of all the things your parents had achieved by your age!

The problem is that this particular “white savior narrative” is one that explains how America has fucked up political systems around the world. I really wish this movie hadn’t sucked so hard because of everything going on in the Middle East right now.

• Freud’s Last Session.
  

Well, I was thinking of group situations, which is the only time I’ve ended up somewhere I had no control of the location - usually even in groups we’d check a menu out front and decide if it suits everyone, but a few times we’ve been seated and drinks ordered before I or anyone else actually noticed there were no…

“Potato just side dish in buffet of life.”