I HAD NO IDEA THIS TURNED INTO A THING!!!
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I’ll be at Wonkette next week too, and for the first time since Jezebel fucking started (Seriously. I remember the first day.) I will not be here. Bye Gawker! You made a big mistake.
Oh balls - like you don’t have that in the UK, home of some of the shittiest food ever produced. Scottish cuisine alone qualifies as a crime against humanity.
November 30 is next Monday, so BCO will not miss a week. :-)
Cocktail sause is horseradish and ketchup. Would it have killed them to humor the guy?
The important part of this story is that he went from 0 to asshole in about 5 seconds. Servers and staff everywhere will be happy to accommodate someone who is cordial and pleasant with odd requests, but not if you’re being a dick.
A bunch of us will be heading to Wonkette on Monday next week. I, too, love reading BCO every week. Although Gawker Media will survive, it won’t be as rich without the likes of Kitchenette, Throb, etc...
MOTHER MUST HAVE IT
Jane Marie also deserves your clicks!
TAKE MY CLICKS, WONKETTE! ALL OF EM! Except the ones I use at The Toast, for Jane Marie...
Rebecca and Kaili are fantastic people, and I’m excited to work for them. :-)
Because Nick Denton is an assclown.
My wife’s crazy racist uncle is trying to find a one-legged turkey to roast for Thanksgiving.
This will be the last Behind Closed Ovens to appear on Kitchenette. It will not, however, be the last Behind Closed Ovens. Starting next Monday, November 30, the series will continue on Wonkette. If you’d like to read more crazy restaurant stories in the future, feel free to tune in over there at your…
Absolutely appointment reading. I was desolate at the prospect of losing BCO. So happy to see it continue!
“Any animal with an even number of legs.”
I regret to inform you that, as of yet, I still have not trolled anyone with false Kosher beliefs.
Commented on my comment to add: As a commenter put it at the time: “Sara is the hero we deserve.” was me!
Pinkham, I am not going to lie, yours was a blog I had looked forward to commenting on each week, and during the typical Monday struggles of a mundane office job your posts brightened my mornings. It was your blog where a comment of mine reached over 200 stars for the first time, and I had looked forward to the day I…