Curious as to how the butthurt MRA dudes will spin this into their “feminists are ruining all the moviez!” narrative.

Telling us she’s your sister only makes it funnier/worse.

I’m planning on giving birth to a tiny used car salesman. #goals

Okay, thank you, because I could not figure out what the hell that thing was. My first thought it was a 3D printer creating a penis. I don’t know why that was my first thought but it was. I have issues.

A sushi place near me keeps a running total of what you’ve spent over the year. At the very end of last year, I realized I’d spent almost $1200 on sushi in a year. It was a sad moment.

Here is one to lift us a bit:

Dear Lord, if I actually had to face the monetary total of my restaurant expenditures over the last 15 years, I think I would have a stroke. Wayyyyyyyyyyyyy more than I ever spent on my wedding or anyone else’s.

I’ve been hanging out on the subreddit “raisedbynarcissists” all day and this still rates as FUCKED UP. Consider that a compliment.

WOW. What is with guys who can’t make normal gestures of love/kindness during a relationship and then go zero-to-fucking-nutjob in an effort to “get someone back?” It isn’t a Grand Gesture that shows you’ve changed, guys; you look delusional. At best.

I’m with Betty on Mad Men on that one: “I’ve learned to listen when people tell you it’s over. They don’t want to say it so it’s usually the truth.”

Okay, so remember the guy who dumped me at his family reunion? About five months later, I stopped by for the ol’ picking-up-the-crap-you-left-at-your-ex’s-place-but-want-back visit. Now, he’d bought a house earlier that year, and while it was perfectly nice, he was doing a complete renovation. When we were together,…

My ex just wanted to drag me further into her depression rather then let me help drag her out. She’s not a bad person. Just didn’t understand why in the world I needed and wanted to give, affection.

I did propose to her four times over 18 years, and she turned me down each time.

I would guess poorly. You dated her for 18 years and didn’t get married, but are now engaged to someone you’ve been dating for 7 months. :/

Never use the props!

With her looks, I think she’ll find it hard to make a mistake. Some people can pull off almost any look.

I mean, obviously it’s not our place to choose her name, and I don’t think anyone is saying we should, just like. I love renaming people with names I feel better suit them, even though I imagine they do not immediately change their names once I inform them of this fact.

I actually understand what you’re saying completely.

Hehehe.