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That’s what I was thinking. Maybe she was actually eating the burger instead of trying to perform some weird alien fellatio on it.

Tracy Morgan is going to get everybody pregnant.

Spirit animals.

KIM, TAKE NOTES.

To be fair, I kinda feel the same way right now. I’m not ready to turn 24 in a few months! I don’t know how to be a proper adult yet!

I agree. I am not okay with this.

Too many Kardashians, you guys. Too fucking many. I love eavesdropping on the lives of these vapid, idiotic, generally boring people as much as the next person, but for fucks sake. I think its time we have a one Kardashian per Dirt Bag rule.

I know I’m gray and no one will ever see this, but this bitch is sitting on the balcony of her brand new condo that she owns as of yesterday. I have a home that no one can kick me out of in my outrageously over priced city that I love to pieces. My pup is taking in the smells and letting everyone know she here with

Uggh so sorry you and your poor baby had to deal with this. That doesn’t sound like normal experimentation, and if he is around 10-ish, he’s old enough to know better, and shouldn’t have any interest in experimenting with tiny kids instead of girls his own age. I don’t know if you’re comfortable with this, but you

I work in an office building and I often like to come in and get some stuff done on the weekend. Usually I’m by myself but today I came in later than usual and someone had beat me into the office. I don’t know who it was, but at some point during the day I made a quick trip to the men’s room. Now the one closest to my

It’s actually a performance art piece. Kinja is using images as symbol for white male opinions.

I joined the neighborhood message board and it is full of this damned anti-science conspiracy chemtrail crap. Why are people so STOOOOPID?

The whole “fear of consequences” thing really plumped my porcupine. Consequences? What consequences? I mean, apparently there aren’t any, at least not for Josh Duggar.

34. Keeps mad laboratory neat, cleans own twisted glassware, takes equal responsibility for any spawned horror beasts. Looks good in slightly burnt labcoat.

Nick Offerman is my spirit animal.

Or Ryan & Kelly.

Is this for serious? It’s...it’s their plotline from The Office come to life.

On the bright side, she’s just the right age to play his mother!

I’m confused. At 37 she should have been set adrift on an ice floe. How is this aging pile of bones giving interviews?

Thanos actually had two gems in Avengers. There is one in the scepter, and one in the tesseract. Loki lost him TWO infinity stones.