@missinaction: Dude, it is ALL about the President's Choice white cheddar mac and cheese! Have you tried it? Better than extra creamy KD, even.

Was anyone else's mind completely blown when, during Marjorie's photo shoot, Mr. Jay said that she looked like a "broken down barbie doll"? And he meant it an AN INSULT????

ridiculously, i find it almost heartwarming that he shot himself instead of her

@hesterthemolester: @SisterMaryMartha: yep, totally a cricket, and the best hat EVER!!

I can haz editing that doesn't make it brutally clear in the first five minutes who is going home?

I'm guessing "oversmoked" refers to that nasty feeling you get in the pit of your stomach after a particularly unrestrained smoking binge.

@egg cream: Um, in these parts, yams is totally slang for cocaine. I have no idea why, I think maybe it's a perversion of "yay-o"...? Either way, crossing my fingies that La Lohan either realllly loves sweet potatoes (and who doesn't, really?) or that it's a nickname for Sam!

This is ridiculous.

Ugh, VH1 is the worst. It won't let me watch cause I'm in Canada!

@MagentaGalaxy:

@eri401: I was a Jordan girl too (Donnie when i was feeling rebellious), but now, Jon all the way!!! Dude got HAWT.

I'm watching it again. You know, for the nuances...

I can haz billowy-satin-pajamas-as-formal-wear?

@haguenite: seriously? that's amazing. i've t.a.'ed in a couple (Ontario) universities and I am always sooo shocked and disheartened to see my first- year undergrads coming into things with no awareness of feminism beyond a desire not to be associated with those feminazi bonerkillers.

@pervertedelegance:

@Isi:

hey, do you think there was more than one bathroom in the place? i seem to remember reading that it was a mobile home, which makes me think there was probably only the one. you'd think that if common sense, logic and decency weren't enough to motivate dude to do something about the situation, that at the very least,…

"This feels global"

@vennne: yes, yes she is like five. okay, i can't believe i'm getting into details regarding a 14-year-old rack, but i feel the need to point out that her boobs are not actually low, they are merely being shoved towards one another at like a 45 degree angle. the whole thing looks supremely ouchy.

@ruffians: yes, a thousand time yes!