Poor you. You have to deal with every other NFL fan hating your joyless, arrogant, obnoxious, so-fucking-spoiled-rotten-you-make-Verunca-Salt-look-like-Tiny-fucking-Tim fanbase AND you have to deal with the horrible fact that some of your fellow fans have a smidge more self-awareness and humility than you do. I don’t…

I’ve noticed that there is a section of the Patriots fanbase that I’ve grown to really dislike,

Yeah but I have a hard time believing anyone could be as obnoxious as Pats fans.

Great job updating the WYTS entry with the late breaking news, Drew.

Can we all take a minute to acknowledge trailblazer Katy Perry for bisexualizing sexual harrassment? Another civil rights milestone!

“-Randy and Tammy, MAGA turds from the northern suburbs who have a pickup truck value that exceeds their home value and took money out of Braedyn and Kymlynn’s college fund to renew their season tickets but “aren’t sure” if they’re going to still support the NFL if players keep kneeling”

the new helmet doesn’t fit right; it gives him a headache; the chinstrap feels weird; he can’t see his periphery (which makes him more vulnerable to big hits and less likely to track the ball in the air); the league’s “health and safety” initiative is bogus and just an attempt to limit liability; there’s no such thing…

How the hell have I never seen that before.

To be fair, Tampa Bay is an actual body of water, so the team is, in fact, named for a specific place.  If you’ve watched their defense for the last decade or so, you might even think they were playing underwater from how slowly they move, so it’s even appropriate.