No, because they say “tum tum” which means tummy.
If they said “ute ute” you’d have a point and the rhyme wouldn’t work. 

so, what happened to my original comment? Still showing on my profile but not here?

This is a problem? First of all, except in extreme cases, remembering a few numbers isn’t that hard.
Second, every hotel I have been to in the last 15 years has had the room number written on the little sleeve they give you.
Card goes in sleeve, sleeve goes in wallet. Done. 

Looking like you are doing what you are supposed to is a red flag? Bullshit.
But why do people attempt to argue personal experiences? I have a 95% success rate with this.

Your pizza cutter take has me TRIGGERED:
Pizza cutters are dull on purpose! A pizza is not supposed to be tough to cut through. It’s dough and cheese! DOUGH AND CHEESE! You can cut cheese with a piece of string. And dough, it just tears apart.

I worked at a Papa Murphy’s and we sold pizza cutters. Without fail, once a…

And I can tell you from doing this that is not true.
I’ve done it, several times, in small places where you can see the whole venue and small places that you couldn’t see everything.
Bouncers and security do not know 100% of everyone who should or shouldn’t be there based off of faces. That’s impossible to ask of…

Me too, and I live here.
Like, I really thought Beto could have run if he got just the tiniest bit dirty and said
“Ok all you country bumpkins. You really want a cuck like Cruz to represent you?! Sure, I like illegals and pot and want to make sure you don’t have to worry about your diabeetus medicine, but at least when…

She has a plan...that she hasn’t put into effect her whole time being in government?

What?! A situation I didn’t mention works differently? Color me baffled. I specifically said small clubs. Oh, and your logic doesn’t hold that much. A small club is more likely to know who is actually supposed to be there over a large venue.

Oh, hi Zack!

and you believe that? You believe that Gertrude knows the price of everything and can tell at a glance that you have not been over charged?
And what kind of system does Costco have that they over charge customers SO MUCH that they must dedicate an employee to make sure customers do not get charged to much.
And what kind…

This piece of advice all the way. Don’t ask if you can, ask for forgiveness.
Walk into a place like you own it and everyone will assume you do. Gotten backstage at several small clubs doing this. A simple nod to the bouncer and walking with a purpose usually gets you through.

“It’s a town full of losers”
Not this is a town full of losers.

You got it buddy. Uber is just trying to survive until self driving cars are possible. 

So, considering the over sexualization of the Kardashians and society in general, my brain goes to a completely different space.

She’s damp alright, and she is dripping with diamonds, literally, but those diamonds represent something else. Semen.

She’s supposed to be sweaty from sex and dripping in jizm. 

Yep. I have an uncle that has no need to take over the grill, but will park himself near it with a beer (and always ready to get you another). Every 12 and a half minutes he’ll go “think you should flip that”

THAT’S MY GRILL, I DON’T KNOW YOU!

That’s honestly the best advice for any time:
-Wanting their burger well done
-Hovering over the grill
-Bringing Mr. Pibb instead of Dr. Pepper

+1 Fact

Uber never claimed it would make their workers a living wage.
This is like getting mad a fork because it can scoop up soup.