I was dating this guy, and it was really early in the relationship. We’re talking maybe our second or third date. He picked me up and we went canoeing (I know, I know...but I’m an active person that and appealed to me).

Worst date: Dude showed up wearing jorts, carrying 2 handguns and a concealed carry license, and accidentally punched me when over-enthusiastically reaching for his beer.