Bastard doesn’t even have the courage to look you in the eyes.

Health-snacktaku :P

“Welcome back, Commander.”

With this heat, they really oughta put ice cream in those things.

Ah yes, ball, my favorite sport.

This legit made me laugh out loud.

Apparently not, he’s moved on to resurfacing his old posts from years ago.

I can’t wait to see the Instagrams of the slick cardboard objects flying out of someone’s hands, across the room, and destroying their TV.

Gatebox’s slogan is “Living with characters.” Shouldn’t it be imprisoning them?

So Keikyu Kamata Station is now Keikyu Kaamatatatataaa Station

You’re already delayed.

Barrens chat pretty much died when they introduced realm-wide Trade chat to the capital cities. Now that’s where you go for all your paid carry spam and in-depth discussions of Trump and racism and other family-friendly topics.

The first two are really straight-forward. Shit gets hard to process in 3, and I can only imagine what 4 is going to be like since they probably feel an underlying need to out-crazy The End of Evangelion.

To be more precise... the issue is with patch 8.0.1. And when you compare that number to all expansion patch numbers before it, you quickly see why there would be a long list of problems:

Japan gets the best titles for American movies.

since 2009

Future Man

Unfortunately, many podcast feeds are missing their earliest episodes. It’s always disheartening to start on episode 50-something and listen to them immediately reference something in a previous episode.

That’s extremely heart-breaking. Mike has been one of the best parts of Kotaku in recent years, and his absence has been noticeable. If there is any chance of him getting back on his feet, I hope he does.