I could, but it would be completely incorrect. Those are your words and your thoughts, no one else’s.

You can if you want, I just posed an off the cuff question because I was curious.

“Alright, so check this out. Purple guy likes to collect gemstones, right?...”

Watch that second step, it’s a doozy!

2008: Obama is elected President and it’s hailed as the start of the downfall of American society.

No, because then he’d be a dead character! I’m still miffed that Forrest had to go out like that. Why does Forrest Whittaker always play the guy who dies these days? He’s becoming another Sean Bean.

Ah, so that’s why all chip bags are half-empty.

That’s like asking why Marisa Tomei was in Spider-Man when she could have been in Thor: Ragnarok or in Guardians of the Galaxy 2.

*sigh* Yeah, there’s probably going to be some sad fucks who insist that’s what I meant.

cAPITALIZE aLL bUT tHE fIRST lETTER

That was the scene that assured me this movie would be gold. It just keeps looking better and better. Especially Michael Douglas constantly looking minutes away from a stress-induced heart attack.

If I eat one of grandma’s heavy Golden Age breakfasts, I’m content to munch on chips for the rest of the day. It’s about being balanced, as all things should be.

It feels like it’s set 20 years before the events of Infinity Wars. :P

Between the music, Lawrence Fishborne (Why here and not Black Panther?), Michael Douglas, and that fucking ant from Honey, I Shrunk the Kids playing the drums, it seems like this movie was actually filmed in the late 90s.

The Incredibles 2, yo.

Why don’t modern typing APIs just make the space after a period look bigger (unless it can tell the punctuation is part of an abbreviation or an acronym)? Problem solved.

While all previous trailers have given me a really good feeling, this one feels... kind of all over the place and too heavy on the exposition.

“lit on-demand networks”

“Hello, Valkyries.”