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When she said “pew” every time she fired her blaster, she was using the force to make the laser bolts shoot out faster.

“Death to the opposition!”

Unfortunately, our own galaxy is the one devoid of Dark Matter.

Well, if it’s a robot it wouldn’t have gender... unless it’s one of those robots that reproduces autonomously. In which case, why would it be limited to Human genders?

I would have loved to have multiple partners in Mass Effect, or group relationships, but I know intellectually that the development team would have lynched themselves trying to resolve all the different possible story threads.

“Does this unit have a soul?”

The funniest thing about all the apocalypse movies and the fatalist bloggers is that the climate change nightmare will come true... and it’ll take centuries to fully realize and we’ll just adapt and continue on with little more than shared discomfort.

Poor Pepsi, you just can’t catch a break in Japan.

Well that explains it. Cranz saw this and thought it was a serious editorial.

...And one day, so will you. The difference is your unfiltered inanity has already begun.

Netflix: Outside you have to deal with people, in here there are only characters.

“YAAASSS!!”

NerfNow wins this week.

This being a deleted scene shows that it is thankfully not a hint of things to come. The NX-inspired USS Enterprise is the hint of things to come.

Nothing is too on the nose for Discovery.

Every proof-of-concept for a Power Rangers movie (I know it’s a comic book promo) looks and feels way better than any actual Power Rangers movie.

I’m reminded of I Am Legend accurately predicting a Batman/Superman crossover movie. Right down to almost nailing the logo.

but this could be a lot of fun

Poor io9 staffers. ‘Everyone who likes this movie isn’t “woke” like we are’. There’s going to be 20 more rants about how terrible this is and how terrible people are for enjoying it. Spielberg should have paid his dues to get the Kinja Seal of Approval.

Well, Star Trek gets away with both entering an alternate reality sometime in the 70s, and completely bombing the planet back into the Stone Age in the early 21st century. It’s very easy to get around wrong and missing future history when it either wasn’t there or got lost along the way.