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Netflix: Outside you have to deal with people, in here there are only characters.

NerfNow wins this week.

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Half of the reason why this is one of my favorite videos on YouTube:

...Bop it! Twist it! Pull it!

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Realistically? Because they pulled off Mario Odyssey within the first year. They can’t maintain that kind of momentum, especially in secret. It was grand that they came out of the gate flying, but they have to get into a sustainable pace or else the Switch lifecycle would burn out the same way Wii U’s did.

Start with a smaller roster to make development easier and quicker, but release a steady stream of new characters over time. Because, Switch.

I don’t think they ever would have made a “Flynn Saves The Internet” movie.

It’s interesting how Hollywood does NOT fucking care how well their movies do overseas. If they flop in the US, they flopped, period. Yet when Japan loves their own movies and they don’t translate well outside of the country, people like to conclude that those movies must have sucked. No, they usually did fantastic,

Bravo.

He could buy the boardwalk from his residuals alone.

When I see a kid fall face-first onto the ground I immediately whoop and cheer and look excited, like they just did a mad trick. 99% of the time, they’re too confused to be upset and just pick up and keep going like nothing happened.

I call bullshit on the cables in that picture being anything but CG.

I call bullshit on the cables in that picture being anything but CG.

Same thing apples have to do with computers. Just another friendly, disarming name to get people to learn to trust computers.

Today is one of those Respond-to-everything-with-a-comic days.

Right? Those deer have been biding their time, waiting for the right moment to strike.

Hey, who are we to judge two (allegedly) consenting adults? Whatever floats their boat.

Humans shouldn’t have access to guns, period.

If you walk past it at night, you can hear the sound of Gateways rebooting.

Oh, they could have devoted three whole books to the Third War alone.