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Add pink food coloring, call it Vader Brains.

Many tea leaves died to bring us this beverage.

The new warning signs inside the train are a little less cute.

‘Here, we drew every single car in the set just in case. What do you mean by, “obsessive”?’

You want to watch the finale of Rebels, season three then. Where there is a brief infantry assault on the surface of a Star Destroyer.

I’m actually surprised by how young he was. Humanity’s average intelligence took a plunge today. Shame he had to go.

Between Poe doing a drift in his X-Wing, Leia not immediately dying to explosive decompression, and Snoke’s flagship lobbing shots in an arc towards the Resistance fleet, it’s clear that “space” in the Star Wars galaxy has some level of pressurization to it, some level of downward gravitational pull.

Because those bombers were never meant to operate in space. That was Poe’s whackadoodle plan - to surprise the First Order with surface bombers in space.

You’d think he knew something about space, then he directed a movie where he flew from Earth to the center of the galaxy in an afternoon and killed god.

But that means the Earth is a damned wafer!

They speak softly, but carry a big disc.

Why not? Intelligence already is.

...because of how mad it made people.

I really want to make a weed joke, but this is legitimately awesome.

*Covert agents.

Oh my god, they could do ‘00s and ‘10s as the next films and by the time they came out, both of them would still take place in the past!

“Somewhere in time and space.”

There are more Tesla Roadsters in space now than there are NASA space shuttles. *taps forehead*

Wouldn’t have known. Seems they can’t make an X-men movie that takes place in the year it was filmed anymore.

It’s 2018 and movies are still un-ironically depicting the NASA Orbiters as being in active service. :P