In addition to the obvious immediate and long-term destruction to the person’s health, the shortening of their lifespan, and the limitation of mobility and comfort that being obese results in, video games tend to give this attribute to baddies as a visual que that they take more than they need. That their lives are…

Not that this doesn’t sound promising, but they have the highest bar to clear if they even want to be even as good as THE best film adaption of any game ever.

Very good, grasshopper. That is a very good grasshopper.

... Hydra ... Stormtroopers ...

Luke has his human-looking hand in the beginning of Return of the Jedi. During the barge fight, it takes a blaster bolt and he decides to wear a black glove for the rest of the movie. I guess over the years, the outer layer just deteriorated and he never bothered to replace it.

“We have to go back to Attilan, Medusa. WE HAVE TO GO BAAACK!”

Nerf Now perfectly describes taking adulting too seriously.

Three Panel Soul isn’t always about gaming, but it deserves to be permanently listed just as much as some of the others.

I think a post-Infinity War Black Widow movie will be much more interesting than a post-Iron Man 2 movie would have been.

And voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch.

It’s actually Blade/Widow. They were waiting for Wesley Snipes to sign a contract.

At this point, “fake news” is less about hoaxes and conspiracies and more just about the mean intellectual level of certain groups of people.

We were trying to stay away from the over-design, over-dressed rooms.

Watch the opening scene be everyone escaping Crate. -_-

If anything, the short confirms the Ewoks’ intentions. And Return of the Jedi confirms that they carried those intentions out.

Luigi: FINISH THE JOB, MARIO! BLOW THEM ALL TO HELL!

I just did an image search for that term. Almost exclusively SFW Naruto. Kind of disappointing.

Their master/student relationship is Sakura being a total fangirl/stalker, and Ryu being dense as a rock about it.

That’s basically a Hideo Kojima intro sequence for Ryu.