I watched someone play through on YouTube (Because my computer crashed while reading the minimum system requirements), and the whole time it felt like a (very short) Mass Effect campaign set in the Star Wars universe.

“Murder! MURDER!.....How do you do?”

This week on Hack Your City, we’re covering the lush southern supercity of Houston, Texas.

The freeways will remind you just how close by they are. :)

Maybe she can find a career opportunity that would allow her to afford a bra.

Everyone has to understand that no matter what Blizzard does, it won’t be 100% authentic to the original game.

They’re huge, that’s why they have huge guts.

“And some clowns, I’m sure, are nice people.”

Classical Bortus

the holodeck (since I don’t think they’ve given it an official name I’m just going to call it that)

That is exactly what’s happening now. Texas hired JR Central to build a Shinkansen-type line in their state.

The pizza is terrific. Granted, every pizza I ate in New York was at a restaurant that it was immediately, visibly apparent that it would fail any kind of health and safety inspection subjected to it, but it was damn good pizza.

These look like floor plans that sadistic The Sims players would make just to see how long it took for their sims to die from stress.

Kinja does a very good job of keeping their clickbait frequency somewhere between ‘occasionally’ and ‘from time to time’. ;)

Well, I dealt with it by teaching myself not to be an awful person at (what seems to be) a relatively young age.

AKA a normal Tuesday at Yoyogi Park.

And then they’re going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a flickering street light here.

Sad smoking girl in city.

The creator wanted it to be a J sound, but admitted that the internet had made the decision for themselves before he could get the word out and formally resigned from trying to change people’s minds.