“Murder! MURDER!.....How do you do?”

This week on Hack Your City, we’re covering the lush southern supercity of Houston, Texas.

The freeways will remind you just how close by they are. :)

Shhh, just let him do it. Sometimes it’s best to allow things to right themselves.

Disney reportedly forced ABC to keep it going. ABC wanted to cancel SHIELD seasons ago.

Maybe she can find a career opportunity that would allow her to afford a bra.

As many times as I disagree with your outlook on things, I’m actually upset that you’re leaving.

Everyone has to understand that no matter what Blizzard does, it won’t be 100% authentic to the original game.

They’re huge, that’s why they have huge guts.

“And some clowns, I’m sure, are nice people.”

Classical Bortus

the holodeck (since I don’t think they’ve given it an official name I’m just going to call it that)

It isn’t doing its Kanye best.

That is exactly what’s happening now. Texas hired JR Central to build a Shinkansen-type line in their state.

The pizza is terrific. Granted, every pizza I ate in New York was at a restaurant that it was immediately, visibly apparent that it would fail any kind of health and safety inspection subjected to it, but it was damn good pizza.

These look like floor plans that sadistic The Sims players would make just to see how long it took for their sims to die from stress.

Kinja does a very good job of keeping their clickbait frequency somewhere between ‘occasionally’ and ‘from time to time’. ;)

I thought that was terribly clever. The Kanye-style monolog from the second show got a little real.

*ends up watching the rest of the entire video*

“House blowing up builds character.”