They’re huge, that’s why they have huge guts.

“And some clowns, I’m sure, are nice people.”

Classical Bortus

the holodeck (since I don’t think they’ve given it an official name I’m just going to call it that)

That is exactly what’s happening now. Texas hired JR Central to build a Shinkansen-type line in their state.

The pizza is terrific. Granted, every pizza I ate in New York was at a restaurant that it was immediately, visibly apparent that it would fail any kind of health and safety inspection subjected to it, but it was damn good pizza.

These look like floor plans that sadistic The Sims players would make just to see how long it took for their sims to die from stress.

Kinja does a very good job of keeping their clickbait frequency somewhere between ‘occasionally’ and ‘from time to time’. ;)

Well, I dealt with it by teaching myself not to be an awful person at (what seems to be) a relatively young age.

AKA a normal Tuesday at Yoyogi Park.

And then they’re going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a flickering street light here.

Sad smoking girl in city.

The creator wanted it to be a J sound, but admitted that the internet had made the decision for themselves before he could get the word out and formally resigned from trying to change people’s minds.

You want to walk around topless and want others to feel obligated to avoid looking at you?

I recently watched a special on TV about train conductors working for Tokyo Metro. Those fuckers are human metronomes. They were pulling into stations right down to the millisecond, multiple times in a row. They were speeding up and slowing down at the exact same intervals on the same stretch of track.

Vaginas? What parallel universe are you living in?

I thought it said ‘Coke-flavored Pepsi’ and immediately thought, “In Japan? I believe it.”

Aww, I came here expecting to find that some dude had written a homebrew h-game emulator that ran on Xbox hardware.

I think he’ll be fine. The aliens basically removed all of his core instincts - a pretty clear case of mental manipulation.