Take away: Do not dock your Switch.

Only for it to be eaten by a larger drone mere minutes after learning how to hover.

Headcanon: The Simpsons exists in a universe where NASA didn’t go bankrupt but was under pressure to retire the orbiters and replace them with something “flashier”. Hence why all the appearances of the real space shuttle show it grounded (iOS game) or old and busted (“For sale: $1").

The elusive JGPS tag reappears.

/r/PrequelMemes is not going to like this.

I sent Google Maps a report back in 2012 when it gave me walking directions up a freeway offramp to a backdoor for an entertainment complex that it did not have, and it never got fixed. That’s not a small problem, that’s the kind of mistake that can lead to people dying.

Well, when it came to the shuttle you either landed it or it landed you.

Makes sense, I can’t recall ever seeing the smaller one being used in public. Five year old girls hoisting up pink XLs like they’re playing with a folded iPad.

Celebrate by posting on Twitter, because Konami don’t give two shits.

Combined runtime between all six films: 18 hours

Combined runtime between all six films: 18 hours

In another universe, that image is the winning submission to a Something Awful Photoshop Phriday.

Well now I don’t even want to live anymore.

These are the same people that saw Ghost in the Shell turn an all-Japanese cast into a multi-cultural group and called it “culture erasure”.

Why? Because it’s a eyesore to see an open garage with someone working on their car? On average, you probably get that from every fifth house as it is.

Dictionary.app is as relevant as ever.

The new definition of Dirty, Old Man.

Yes and no. I think an unpunished crime should only be eternally held if someone continues to suffer from it. No one is suffering because you shoplifted a bag of chips in 1997, or ran a red light and did an illegal u-turn four years ago. But it’s clear that these women still suffer from Cosby’s gross (every definition…

Well that was something.

“Let me see if I get this straight: Someone let you put THAT inside of her? Over and over again?”

- Don’t just hand someone your phone.