Probably right. Being an optimist is one of my perceived failings.

So, how far down that list do you have to go before you find an Xbox title?

NEIN!

Ah, 7 Bank. In five years, their ATMs will be indistinguishable from pachinko machines.

We have bathrooms so clean here, it looks safe to take a nap on the floor.

I don’t really like lingerie, personally. But those Nami shorts... oh dear me.

Life in Aggro

Seriously, pass legislation against using a razor, reading a newspaper, holding a grande coffee, putting on makeup, looking in the vanity mirror at all, so on and so forth while driving.

People immediately cry foul and think Blizzard is stamping another NO FUN ALLOWED sign in the ground, but this is the same thing that happens with a really cool app gets pulled from the App Store. It’s not as much about the app itself but that it did something against the rules or caused some kind of problem.

[AFTERNOON TEA INTENSIFIES]

And the 7-11 across the street collapsed and it wasn’t even hit by anything!!

What dunderhead...

Do some official forum searching to find some strategies for armor removal combinations that make world mobs easier to kill. Yeah, dropping your ilvl to certain ranges give you an advantage, it’s that broken.

If you’re done with all the legendaries and dungeons and raids, have you gotten and powered up all the artifact weapons? If you’ve finished all your weapons, have you maxed out all the reputations? If you’re done with reputations, have you experienced all the world quests and rewards associated with them? If you’re…

Very few people have done Everything™ in Legion. Most people are grateful for the extra weeks to continue rolling on legendaries and stocking up on artifact power for their alts.

They lift usernames from Kinja burner accounts.

How dare anyone be underpowered compared to you.

That’s what Knightsword said, mobs now scale to ilvl, which is something Blizzard is on record saying they wouldn’t do. So they made the update anyway and left it out of the patch notes. Now players are angry.

I never really got bowling until I reached the legal age to consume alcohol

It looks like Afterburner graphics on the Microsoft Flight Simulator engine.