One time, I had my period so bad that I was shitting my brains out, felt like I had to puke, and had such bad cramps that I temporarily lost my eyesight. Everything went all fuzzy and white.

You know what's the absolute worst? When you have your period and you're sitting on the toilet and your stomach is cramping because you're having a horrible liquid poo, and you can't tell if you have to keep period-pooing because your stomach is cramping or if you just have regular period cramps. So you just keep…