I mean, if he was completetly washed up and visibly out of shape, I’d get it, but he is definitely not. He may have lost a step and is no longer a candidate to play in the EPL, but how many MLS players are?

“Wayne Rooney is younger than Cristiano Ronaldo” is a good way to win a bar bet with casual soccer fans.

The headline makes it sound like Rooney was the cause of the meltdown. But the article doesn’t really support that. Since I didn’t watch the game, can someone tell me whether Rooney had anything to do with the meltdown? If so, what?

You sound like a moronic homer.

First decade they haven’t been in the World Series since the 1910s.....since WWI era baseball. Remarkable.

Poor dude's only seen 27 championships.

Oh fuck this noise. He got to see the 1927 Yankees in person and probably twenty something titles. Probably bitched about Torre not doing well enough as a manager because he was an Ital. 

Nobody stays alive to keep watching the winningest team ever keep winning, I call bullshit. Your grandfather is alive just to cheer against that immigrant Altuve, i bet 

Big Yankee fan here. Really tough loss tonight, and especially so for my 95 year old grandfather.

Let’s remember some guys

The Yankees won’t be in the World Series, and all is well with the world once more.

Sir, that’s not a banana suit, it’s a yellow pantsuit. And this isn’t a Pac 10 game. It’s a Lane Bryant.

I guess I can see how my field turf ghillie suit might be considered poor sportsmanship. But I’ll be goddamned if I ever let them tell me I can’t put on a banana costume and stand right in front of the goalpost. 

Look at you, mister facts and shit.

Camera?

This is exactly it. They don’t actually give a shit about what they’re collecting. To them it is just something they can have that no one else has. It’s like those idiot arcade machine collectors who got pissed when someone managed to get ahold of and dump the physical ROM for some ridiculously rare game.  They were…

This could have worked if Wadman had actually made an effort to, you know, pick up the yardage. Things go wrong here, just before he crosses the left hash:

The name of this play is “Pence Turkey Cease Fire.”

Source reads 52 “COMBINED” years.  That little tidbit would have been nice to read here as well.

I was going to ask who hurt you, then I had a V8 moment and realized it was a dentist.