“He’s been around a Super Bowl winner” is an incredible slight.

If they’d made the touchdown, maybe it would’ve been worth it. As it is, it’s all too easy to say they should’ve just gone for the field goal first anyway.

As a Broncos fan I am truly sorry to see Mahomes hurt

Why coach Andy Reid decided to have his quarterback run such a chaotic play while nursing a bad ankle is beyond me

Fuck Thursday Night Football and goddamn everything right now!!!

I’m really torn about this.

Or maybe they watched some John Oliver and realized that Morey, that dope, had traded Marquese Chriss! Dude is 6'10" with a 7' wingspan who plays above the rim!

How would he go about firing someone who, as I understand it, does not actually work for him?

And this is why when I tweet about China, it’s only to say how Winnie the Pooh wishes he was as handsome and wise as President Xi Jinping.

Did it ever occur to anyone that perhaps the Chinese were mad about the Rockets assuming Russell Westbrook’s albatross of a contract and this was all an elaborate scam to get back at Morey for this?

“Silver does deserve credit for not firing Morey on the spot”

One of the reporters used google translate to get the English version from Belichick‘s grunts. 

Two weeks later, I was gone. So, it’s like, ‘Why did I waste my time?’

Mark Sanchez: [comes out of retirement]

This is true to an extent, but the turf at FedEx did a lot of their work for them too. 

Are we not going to discuss how Kyle Shanahan and his father kicked the shit out of RGIII, and effectively ended his career in his rookie season?

You mean because all the Skins players move as though one of their legs is caught in a bear trap?

Being the browns from a few years ago implies you’re only a few years away from starting the season 2-4 and frankly that’s a pretty high bar to clear at this point

Me, a Knicks fan:

I’m a Washington fan—and maybe this is just where I am in my fandom right now—but I think I would actually enjoy seeing Shanahan (or McVay) crush this team.