It’s a shame they didn’t get to make any Nintendo Switch games. I passed on the more recent Mario & Luigi remakes because they were on 3DS still.

Disagree. The Mario Rabbid XCOM game was a surprise smash hit

Darren Rovell is my mother-in-law?

As someone who used to do shovelware titles for Nintendo DS (which are def much less expensive than a 3DS AAA title): more than you think.

Japanese companies tend to take care of their employees and almost never do layoffs.  (Source: I work for one, and actually was the reason why I accepted their offer, because of the culture).

Nah man, it’s signaling they give a damn about their employees so you don’t have to feel like shit that someone busted their ass to make your food and then went home and cried because they can’t afford insulin for their 3-year old.

I’m with Darren here. I’ve seen a few restaurants pull this bullshit- there’s a chicken place in California that has a “California cost of business fee”.

I strongly, strongly recommend clicking through and watching him get torn to tiny little brand-humping shreds in the replies.

You know for sure after that photo was taken he circled the ‘health insurance’ and wrote: ‘there’s your tip!!!’ 

I want to see his fucking tip.

The only surprising thing here is that Rovell didn’t follow this up with a “life pro-tip” about how you can save money by basing your tip off the pre-tax total instead of post-tax. At which point we probably would find out he tips 10% anyway because anything higher is reserved only for “superior” service in his eyes.

Although you're not a Vikings fan, this should be the only entry for WYTS next year

Don’t forget the head coach who gets turgid at just the thought of running straight up the middle 35 times a game!

You know who looked better than Kirk Cousins yesterday? Teddy Bridgewater. You like that?

Imagine if you’re a Vikings fan. Three years ago you thought you had the team to win it all. You had a ridiculous defense and an up-and-coming star at quarterback. Everything changes during one practice, forever altering the franchise. You lose said quarterback to a freak injury; one that almost costed him a limb. You…

I haven’t been this mad at Cousins since Grandpa died without a will.

Devil’s advocate, but...

Better Idea: Put the Goose in Smash - as an assist trophy; summon the goose and he’ll go around stealing items off of your opponents and they’ll have to catch him before he drops the item off the stage. You’re welcome.

100%

Was this whole thing just a pitch for your Waluigi game?