So let me get this straight: The controller takes the D-Pad AKA the one change everybody wanted on the Switch, turns them back into separate buttons, then turns the control sticks into D-Pads so games that use the direction buttons as a D-Pad won’t play well AND games that use control sticks won’t play well? And it’s…

There’s absolutely zero reason to believe this is anyone other than Geoff Cameron, who is an idiot. Also, it’s extremely Good and Normal that he knows that the official merch of the President of the United States is the opposite of anti-fascist stuff.

Yes, he was. He took pretty much the same offense as had scored 310 points the year before (minus Crabtree, plus Torrey Smith) and dropped it down to 238 points. There was severe dysfunction between York, Harbaugh, and Baalke, but the talent was better than 5-11.

My understanding is that he's well regarded as a position coach/coordinator. He'll probably always be able to get a well paying job, thankfully. It's fun to joke about his background but I'd rather have a league full of Tomsulae than dipshit sons of 1980s NFL coaches.

“Miami Dolphins: It’s quite early, but the Fins,” [...]

/Tomsula voice
see why is it Fins and not Phins. feel like that’s a problem right there. 

14 ties would be both impressive and sickening. Give it to me

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Lou Holtz of the 1976 New York Jets? I thought not. It’s not a story that Deadspin would tell you...

For those of you (like me), who were wondering - he ended up being paid over $14 million for his one year in San Francisco and he’s currently D-line coach for Washington. While he’s moved down the NFL owner hierarchy in terms of who to work for (nowhere to go but up from Snyder), I happy to see that he got enough out…

Lions undefeated season 2019! 2-0-14 here we come!

There was - Bobby Petrino, who abandoned the Falcons after 13 games to go to Arkansas.

How dare you?!

Steve Spurrier raises his hand.

They give out a free cuppa whip cream. They call it a “pupachino” but you don’t even hafta have a dog with you. Just tell ‘em it’s outside, bam, free whip cream.

Instinctively scans the list for my Lions.

Sometimes I wonder if the good folks at Deadspin are going to far in making fun of Tomsula. I mean, all the guy wants to do is make sure the other hobos know which restaurants have the best trash cans to scavenge through. Is that so bad?

And a higher win percentage than Kyle Shanahan.

It’s that list, cross-referenced with a list of restaurants without locks on their dumpsters.

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

Fun reminder, Tomsula had a better record with the Niners than Chip Kelly.

Defensive holding is also an automatic first down, which can be devastating.