Now that I consider it, his non-average career stats kind of suck for being in the majors for 58 years. 11 saves and 20 strikeouts a year? 

Big Ben sucks and I'm excited to see what Maya Rudolph can do in a new role 

Miami comes to Pittsburgh end of October, you should get tickets 

I hope it was his pinning arm. 

I’m sure Saints fans will want Taysom Hill to start over Teddy for purely football reasons.

The worst part was the 15 yard penalty Brees got for roughing the pass rush. 

Watch Brees’s surgeon be a part-time ref and repair the thumb by having it bend the wrong way.

Maybe his conversion therapy buddies can pray him back onto the field sooner.

YOUR AN IDOT THIRD HIT PEACE ON DREW BREESE IN A WEEK YOUR HOMASECKSHUL AGENDA BURN IN HELL!!!!!1

The NFC South has pledged to pitch in and suck so hard that the Saints will still skate through to the playoffs.

Couldn’t have happened at a worse time for the Saints. They already got a win this season so now they won’t be able to tank for Tua.

Nobody cares about your Fantasy team, Gabe.

Well NOW that’s how I feel

Has anyone ever wondered if this hideous, Twilight Zone-esque timeline of the past few years is really a comatose dream? That all of these bizarre events are really your subconscious trying to provoke your consciousness, even comatose, into recognizing that these events are unreal, implausible, and that you’re truly…

Dammit, so it is.

Meh, it’s still better than the Raiders’ field.

I mean yeah, but say what you will about him, Bernie doesn’t seem to be experiencing it at the same rate as Biden, so its not as though it HAS to be that way.

Gee, it’s almost like a lot of people in their late 70’s often suffer from a decline in their mental faculties which causes them to sound confused and forgetful and makes them poor candidates for almost any job where mental sharpness is a major factor.

I ain’t watching that thing, are their any Centaurs?

He got three because Shaq had two.