Dammit, we told you, hiring Riley Cooper to be the new Afternoon Drive intern wasn’t a smart idea!

Something something pass interference LOL

Someone needs to explain to Nick Underhill what the fuck “undertones” are. Usually they are slightly subtler. 

Actively investigating, huh?  Like the freaking Russians hacked into an AM Radio Station’s Twitter account so they could post a tweet calling a host a fag? 

Security experts have confirmed that it only took the offender three attempts to break the account’s password: GUMBOGUMBOGUMBO

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Well, this could get very interesting in a hurry.

Steelers fans like him again now

He thought it was a catch, but he failed to complete a “baseball move”.

More pitchers are throwing 96+ than ever. Is the ball juiced? Yes. Is it fair? YES!

Careful how you talk about Arlen High’s career touchdown record holder. 

Big Ben on third and long:

Sometimes these things just happen, entirely naturally...

“Potato” is a shape.

Luckily, as modern discerning sports fans we know that NO athlete uses performance enhancing drugs for very long these days or else they will be caught!!

Remember last season when all the stories in the off-season were about Ben Roethlisberger getting in shape?

“but he’s exactly where a 2nd-year QB should be”

a staggering 18 penalties for 182 yards

I like to think this is karmic retribution for those ass-awful uniforms.