He made a bunch of bad, jingoistic, movies set in Boston.

He did blind a man out of racial hatred once, so there’s that 

Pretty sure this is just an elaborate con to make us all watch that clip from Mac and Me again.

Are you talking about how he supposedly got away with the murders despite his confessing (seen as him just being a joker) because A.) people keep thinking they saw his supposed victims still walking around and B.) people supposedly saw Patrick in other places at the times of the disappearances where both A and B all…

Patrick Bateman was Batman all along.

Sean would have killed it.

lol Yeah, I wouldn’t have remembered this DB Cooper thing at all if hadn’t been for that Goober in a Nutshell episode of NewsRadio. #tubalcain

all of whom seem perfectly happy to accept that his past tweets, while, again, tasteless, were made a long time ago, and he’s matured a lot since then,

I am sorry but I am in no mood to be reasonable about this.

Awesome plan. Let’s dress Papa John up as a Southern gentleman, hand him a bucket of fried chicken, and take bets on how long before he says something super racist.

Sounds like you had a bad day.

What about a show based around a girl who grew with the stars? You know, in the Hollywood hills and the boulevards.

This song is literally about an obsessive guy that wants a girl he can’t have so he fantasizes what their relationship would be like if they were together. Its not a good basis for a show unless its a comedy and he wakes up from a day dream at the end of each episode. 

Here’s the alternate theme song: “Crank You For Being A Crank.”

The series will revolve around the HGTV people trying to renovate it while Lance Bass keeps trying to stop them.

I can tell the difference because of how gangster and thug the singer from Train is.

Eh, this doesn’t sound as good as my project for a show based on “Crank That (Soulja Boy)“. It’s about a guy going around cranking things--wells, those big manual pencil sharpeners, old timey cars, etc.

I can’t wait to see her reaction when she reads about this in all the papers.