Just making sure the commenters did the right thing. And they did!

I tried, but accidentally put it in to a Doc Hollywood video.

Can’t go to space can’t live in the Brady Bunch house. What other whimsical dreams can be stolen from Lance Bass?

What are you talking about? Talking about spooge has been an AV Club staple since time immemorial.

I thought I was the only thief!

Nevermind was the Doctor that delivered Ewan McGregor.

Pooh, schmoo. I’m there for Ewan McGregor whom I’ve loved ever since I saw him naked.

Your comment destroyed my adulthood.

Now that Elliot Kalan has pointed it out a number of times on the Flophouse this trope really gets to me. Like yeah, my dad didn’t make every recital because sometimes he worked late. He also put food on the table and put both kids through college, then supported me in my writing career. He was hardly absent but when…

No, but there is a scene where the dad breaks a promise to see his son do something so he can meet with a pompous, demanding client, only to have a worried looking secretary stick her head in the meeting room and say, with a concerned look on her face, “It’s your wife on the phone, something about your son” and then…

And not even the magic of photoshop or Facetune can provide a chin for that nimrod Junior.

Sure.

Two little words instantly send my expectations to the basement level. If you order a cappuccino, and the response is “what size?”, you’re going to get a garbage beverage.

On one hand Alex Jones is a monster who slanders victims of recent tragedies and enables the worst people in the country, on the other hand Spotify and Youtube might lose a little bit of money if they don’t give him a platform. Super tough choice there.

Oranges! That way you don’t leave bruises

So many terrible memories of people who should have ordered lattes angrily demanding to know why the tablespoon of cinnamon they dumped in their cup made it look like it was only half full. And fuck skim milk in caps. Yes, the foam is gloriously stiff but it’s not fulfilling the creamy aspect at all.

The Aristocrats!

I REEALLY hope you did not just misgender me in your attempt to paint yourself as a victim because people don’t like your gatekeeping queerness.

Let me preface this by saying I am pansexual, non-binary and AMAB. I wear “women’s” clothing as often as I wear “men’s”. I sometimes wear makeup. I dislike drag because I feel it often slips into a blackface-esque take on who I am. But I ACTIVELY dislike drag because of people like you who imply that anything other…

Not with that attitude.