I’ve heard it is the best 45 minutes of the movie.

Can’t wait to see Keanu and Jason’s sex scene!

I respect Jeffrey Characterwheaties’ commitment to his craft. To go so far as to get cast in a film as his character?

Good, we needed someone to balance out the zaniness, nothing like Jason Mantzoukas to play a level headed character to keep things grounded.

The Morrissey one is awesome. I want it.

Marvel as a pretentious lyricist transforms into an absolute fucking nightmare of a human being!
“MORRISSEY SMASH POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!”

I think she was the most talented of the Friends.

I ask that all the time! Eventually Terry blocked my number.

That’s seriously the best you can do? Please tell me that’s not your A game, because second-hand embarrassment really sucks.

Why would a review make the point of saying someone’s not a genius?

So did Kevin James do something today or did someone hold you down and force you to watch Zookeeper, McLevy?

Honestly, you could say “It couldn’t be worse than _________.” and you’d be able to fill the blank with a few dozen Stephen King movies. Then again, “(Sh)It” had predictable jump scares, dancing clowns and red balloons, and it somehow made a lot of money. So apparently even shitty Stephen King movies can find an…

I think it’d be funny if a movie that directly adapted the Lawnmower Man short story had the title Cyber God, which was gonna be the title for the movie Lawnmower Man before the execs realized they could just give it the title of a Stephen King story and advertise the movie as being an adaptation of a work of his.

I liked the book, but then again I read it when I was about 10. I remember when the hatch was first uncovered on LOST by someone tripping over it, it reminded me of the similar way the buried spaceship was discovered in this.

Jesus. It’s almost impressive that Tarantino writes long, hyper-verbose scripts, and manages to do it while typing one-handed.

Now I remember:

“My wife is a slut.”

Hannity knows the real reason Obama has a prominent vein there.

I usually introduce myself it it is just me and maybe one other person, and I am at the bar where you are going to have more interaction with the bartender.

No nominations at all for THE GOOD PLACE, so all of their episodic comedy choices are suspect.

Put a salad on top of a hot dog and yell at every body who doesn't.