I spent a moment trying to sort that out but couldn't manage it.

Beat Bobby Flay wasn't even his first show with that premise. There was one before it that was somehow even more mean-spirited.

“I pranked him! To death!" has lived rent-free in my head for close to twenty years now.

Unless you're HBO, apparently.

No, but I am very fond of his version of “Common People.”

Years ago, I was paid one hundred dollars to walk around a convention in a starfish costume. Those people probably had no connection to the company, or any idea what they were walking into. It’s a great story from that perspective.

Ah, that's it. Thank you for placing that for me.

It seems like it would be particularly hard to overlook in this one.

I don't think that's how conjoined twins, or livers, work. However I'd rather not spend any more time today on this subject than it takes to finish this comment.

Beyonce got video of the year! He interrupted her acceptance speech for the consolation prize!

We do live in a society.

I think the reaction was more towards someone so young making being old their main schtick, or whatever, than the woman’s appearance.

The fact that you call it "pop-pop" tells me you're not ready.

I have many questions. I don't think I want answers for them.

I’ll take any opportunity to talk about Awake and what a treasure it was. The penguin episode? Come on, that's great stuff.

Things I guessed were the secret ingredient while waiting for the page to load:

So you’re role-playing as a jerk to make what point, exactly?

What if now but too much

I'm sure Evan Peters will nail it.

Well, Romeo and Juliet stories have become their own subgenre, so I'd say yeah, there's interest.