Mapleworth Murders is the one I've been waiting for. Paula Pell is a treasure.

Exactly that. The Dems don’t have to do anything now except undo what Trump did to look like conquering heroes. You want police reform? Sorry, best I can do is Juneteenth.

Ad now an entire generation knows him exclusively for that. Truly a high water mark for VH1.

I had to look it up. I'd give it a chance, but I'm skeptical that a bit of spice would be enough to balance out the overwhelming ketchupness of it.

No. They do not get that. The thing is, they’ll still have plenty of wash cloths(they’ll probably call them face cloths), but they don’t know how to use them. Half the time they’re decorative.

Not washing yourself daily is 100% white people shit, as is bringing up black/textured hair in defense of it. (Psst. Shower caps.)

Exactly. If you have enough room, and can pay people to clean it, you've already solved like 80% of the usual roommate problems.

The only hard rule I have is no ketchup, but that's only for my own hot dogs. I couldn't imagine caring about what someone else put on theirs.

Oh, so I could just read the wiki summary of that now, instead of waiting for the wiki summary of the movie? Excellent.

You mad.

Hey, I’ve been there. I spent way too long in a shitty relationship because he looked like the CW version of the Arrow.

If this didn’t seem lazy enough for you: I saw him at a casino nearly ten years ago, and he was doing that Pop Tart bit then.

That’s certainly good news. Mapleworth was the only show that had me seriously consider getting Quibi, briefly.

Morning Glory is the one where Harrison Ford saves the day by heroically making a frittata, right?

Huh. I’d never heard of a lost Jonathon Brandis movie, but there he is.

2 Become 1 was the song that got the Spice Girls banned around my mother. 

I guess 80 comments of just “wtf is this shit” still count.

Squash. Specifically butternut and spaghetti so far, but we will see. I only give it to him plain, so it isn’t about sauce or butter, dude just really likes cooked squash.

Zephyr loved jerky too. He knew the specific crinkle of the bag opening and would come from where ever in the house he was.

I guessed new Amy Schumer truck stop movie.