A defense attorney who specializes in domestic assault and DUI. Charming.

The Roku app has never worked for me.

Meanwhile, Mapleworth Murders is nowhere to be found. 

The internet, all of us who watched The Soup, Joel McHale himself, all owe Courtney an apology.

Die Hard was a book?!

Second time in a week I’ve been reminded of that episode. Crazy times we live in.

My town just got a chicken sandwich place called Mother Cluckers. I haven’t been there yet, but it’s already my favorite place in town.

Hey, I get that joke now!

I’d just like you to know I am going to steal this.

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it 300 times: there are no new ideas in Hollywoodland.

That’s a damn good point, and a perfect example. I had actually recently starting watching Community with my partner(his first time), and stopped when they pulled that episode. Seemed pointless without it.

Also seems weird to pass the blame for the old article to “a former writer,” instead of the usual “we at the AV Club.”

I know, it’s confusing. The whole child bride thing is actually *why* they were famous. I really only know anything about them from The Soup, which was not kind. 

I feel like I’m going to regret this.

I think the thin blue line coffee is a pretty clear statement, at least.

A local coffee shop here(suburban Massachusetts) just started selling their own coffee- “The Thin Blue Grind,” complete with the blue stripe flag on the packaging. I only wish they had done it sooner, so I could have avoided them from the start.

I also enjoy day drinking on Regular Sunday.

Eh, that’s also really just having lots of money.

No need to make up reasons, he makes himself plenty unlikeable without any help.

I think the five bananas has to refer to pieces of banana, right? I’ve never blended five bananas at once personally, but I have trouble believing you could fit all of that, including five bananas, into a twenty ounce cup.