Pretty sure all it would take for him to do it would be Adult Swim saying he can, but you can certainly try your way.

She was wonderful in Too Many Grandmas! RIP.

The “Two Black Swans” bit certainly didn’t need to exist.

Pizza Dog? Now we’re talking.

When I first saw that there was a petition, I assumed it was in protest of yet another mediocre white guy being rewarded for such a mundane act of “bravery,” which I also would have been supportive of. This is much worse, of course.

I never saw the movie because I was too frightened by the trailer.

It always leads back to Reagan.

Wait, Bob Hearts Abishola is real? I thought that was a fever dream I had.

No fucking joke. I couldn’t think of a darker ending, really.

I haven’t kept up with the show, if that’s what I think it is it’s a hell of a way to go out.

The butter and parmesan spirals are my personal favorite. Add a little cream cheese and some garlic powder and you’re golden.

I’ve put off watching Community with my partner because it honestly felt kind of pointless without the episode. I think I’ll go this route too.

I learned recently that when people say they “picture something,” they generally aren’t speaking metaphorically, and that most people can literally picture things in their minds. I’ve been pretty bummed about not having that ability until right now.

I was just talking about these Raisins yesterday. They were featured in the Claymation Christmas special, and while every note of this song is apparently burned into my brain, I had forgotten, or maybe repressed, the accompanying video:

That’s where Review wound up? Goddamnit.

Does he even still speak publicly? I don’t know the last time I’ve seen him mentioned on his own outside of music discussions.

I am not aware of any other reason to watch The View.

You must have a real narrow definition of “abuse.”

I clicked through to her Amazon profile and well

That film would be Simply Irresistible, starring Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sean Patrick Flannery, and a crab puppet that, if I remember correctly, helped her cook better.