Me, a poly person, screaming at the tv:

I can easily see Todd’s story ending with him accidentally becoming president. Makes perfect sense, really.

Alison Brie’s resume is an actor’s dream. A regular role in one, and a lead in three, of what I and probably many others would consider among the best shows of their time. And she shines in all of them.

I’m predicting that in a few years every role will be played by either Evan or Sarah. 

Kugel is one of those dishes I keep telling myself I’m going to learn and never do. The Jewish restaurant near me just makes it so well, and it’s so rich that it makes more sense to get a small piece from there than attempting an entire dish of it. I think I’m going to make this a fall project. 

I took advantage of a recent hospital stay to catch up on some reading. Started with Vonnegut’s Hocus Pocus(which I read as a kid but appreciated/understood much more this time), Into the Wild(Krakauer has a gift and this was a perfect story for him), and Toni Morrison’s Beloved, which I was reading when I was…

Firestarter was one of the first books of his I read, and still one of my favorites. 

Corona is an awful beer with a brilliant marketing strategy. I have no problem with adding a bit of fruit to a beer(hefeweissen with lemon all summer long), but if you need to add fruit to a beer to make it drinkable, it’s shit.

“My beloved Miller High Life (fight me)“

*Raises hand*

The internet, in all its infinite wisdom, decided I should watch the first episode of Kidding a few days ago. I think it is going to be one of those rare Jim Carrey performances that make up for all the rest of his bullshit. 

I want the truth! You can’t handle the truth! Show me the money!

He has actually apologized for that, too, once he was informed that it is a slur there. 

Florida Man strikes again. 

It’s not easy, but it is possible. Sadly, I know this from experience. Granted, I did end up in the hospital, but that was because of a broken ankle, not a coma.

(Cake Boss!)

In regards to this situation, there is only one thing I know to be true:

The joke with my friends has always been, if somebody asks him for a paternity test, his response would be to put on a hat.

I hope that some day a story about him will not be followed by discussion of his parentage.

With weed, I can only imagine that they were burning land to clear it and noticed the smoke affecting them. As for coffee, I got nothin'.