I’m more apt to believe that a couch stayed perfectly clean for twenty years rather than how they managed to live in San Francisco without knowing one gay person.

Is it just me, or do the voices sound like people trying to do impressions of the Full House cast?

Plus, Louise is a STELLAR writer and her articles about everything from Japanese ghost stories to her trip to a corner store are always a pleasure to read. I hope she goes on to write for a better publication than xoJane.

xoJane is the definition of “not every life experience needs an article”.

I used to read it religiously, and then one day just quit cold turkey. It had gotten that bad.

I am so glad this was the first comment. Everything on that site is garbage. It's just like, aggressively bad. The very worst things are the pieces from Jane herself, if you could even call them that.

It Happened To Me: I Stopped Giving A Shit About That Website

XO JANE SUCKS

And since it’s a dolphin, it only did it to hopefully have sex with her.