Would you like all of my new car reviews to explicitly state: “But you should just buy a 1995 Jeep Cherokee for $600 instead”?

...Because I figured that was implied.

No hella horns.

Ford Marketing Dept: “Focus testing has clearly shown that wrx owners are unhappy with the move away from the subaru EJ series engines. Do whatever you need to do to capture these sales.”

So it would seem that to stray away from head gasket issues, remove any engine component with “EJ” in its part#.

does your car have a snot tissue bin

Hellcat Magnum anyone?

That’s a fantastic idea. Or if you want basically the same car, with a load more torque, a fantastic understeer eliminating yaw control system, KERS, a 2 seat interior with nicer appointments and a weird rear seat area storage system, wrapped in a sexier body that still swallows virtually anything, may I suggest the…

They can call it a tank till they are blue in the face, but it’s not a tank without tracks.

To bad he’s not around. I have a few more car companies for him to invest in.

Nah, that dude too white

Now I miss my ‘97 Legacy GT...

Didn’t save one, but started one.

And he also may have a young lady tied up on the railroad tracks.

Stories like this never fail to put a tear in my eye and make me proud to be an American. Long live the Hog!

God you fucking communists. They’re only charging what the market will bear. And clearly if there’s a big enough demand by desperate, hungry, starving, and trapped people, supply is limited and prices will increase accordingly.

I like the idea of him and May doing a show where they plan to strip down an engine and, by the end of the first season, they’ve almost picked the engine degreaser they’re going to use. But it’ll be the most insightful discussion on engine degreasers that television has ever seen.

At least you can turn the traction control off, right?

The answer is simple. Your life needs more gyrocopter.