This is hilarious... All of it, hilarious.

“The National Weather Service officially recommends avoiding taking a bath or shower during a storm.”

Almost without fail, this scenario happens with every ‘youth’ that works for me:

All of this to me seems to be someone who is convinced that being youth is intrinsically better than age, and that everyone who is old somehow wants to hide it and appear young.

All of this sounds like someone who doesnt work in an office.  No one gives a shit about any of these things.  No one is laughing at the Olds for saying Presentation instead of Slide Deck.

disagree.

1. We Are Lady Parts (2021—, one season)

1. The Nightmare (2015)

Hamlet (1996) Running time: 4 hours and 2 minutes
Malcolm X (1992) Running time: 3 hours and 20 minutes
Seven Samurai Running time: 3 hours and 2 minutes
Titanic (1997) Running time: 3 hours and 14 minutes
A Touch of Zen (1971) Running time: 3 hours
It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World (1963) Running time: 3 hours and 22…

It’s almost as though they’re...marketing it.

I’m still reeling from this one.  Addiction is a daily struggle, I hit 25 years clean this past June and still there are times I struggle with it.  

• Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings — Sept. 3, 2021

Slides. 

It’s a hookup, not a relationship. The other person having a relationship is none of my business. I’m there for fun, if they are there for any other reason those reasons are theirs alone.

Never rub another man’s rhubarb.

Don’t sleep with other people’s wives. Don’t sleep with women who you don’t know well enough to know if they might be somebody’s wife. Words to live by - and if you don’t believe it, words to die by.

• “I don’t have time”

Yeah, how do i get out of this chicken shit slideshow?

This... was a catastrophically bad career decision (she got her pay-or-play so maybe not that bad, but no one casts you for the roles you didn’t play). Based on silliness. Madonna’s role was pretty small. It’s not cameo-small, and she was definitely part of the draw for the film given that she was like the biggest pop…

Asked to comment on the “Changing the ‘Captain America Twitter Avatar to Captain Carter” controversy, Feige said, “What in the Goddamned hell are you talking about?”