Truer words have not been written by AV Club. 

You must be one of the editors the editor of AV Club.

Also science isn’t an exact...science.

+1

Same. I’ve suffered through a piece or two a year. Non-Dairy would be a game changer.

Well played, sir.

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but videos make me wish they would do a slideshow.

It’s funny how you all can’t wait to watch anything Chappelle says and they run off to Twitter and AV Club to complain about it. If you all stop listening to him, he will fade away.

This is better than anything the AV Club has said about Chappelle  Ever. No one makes you watch. 

Friends, Seinfeld, Cosby...

I thought I was the only one.

Kudos to Kinja for a five part slideshow. Someone post a list when it’s complete.

Should have happened years ago. Please spread the word: 988 for help.

Good maraschino cherries are candied and don’t need to be refrigerated. My comment on the ice being the dirtiest part of you drink stands. If you are afraid drink your beverage from a can or bottle.

Raccoons are assholes.

Lance:
Hey, whattya think about Trudi? She ain’t got a boyfriend. You wanna hang out, get high?

What are they going to do come get you? How would the IRS even know?

Technically your education and healthcare isn’t “free”, but probably better, but we have guns, so there’s that.

This is why we are stuck with the two party dumpster fire.

I mean it makes suggestions. You don’t have to use the hipster funny talk.