If you think of the food being on the floor for five seconds you are less likely to eat it. If you follow our lizard brain, our instinct is to quickly pick it up and eat it.

That makes more sense since back in the day most phone lines were overhead so you head a wire from your head to the pole outside. The shower thing is stupid.

Evidence?

I would also call bullshit on the bathing in the storm in places with modern plumbing. New houses use PVC as vent/drain and even the supply lines are underground so I’m not sure how it would go through your entire system.

Debunked in own article: “But to get sick, you must be also exposed to a germ”

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Change the baby’s gender. Problem solved.

They use Google docs.

I recently opened a checking account and it did not come with checks.

Change the game and order a pineapple jalapeno pizza.

Stop that. However, keep using the Oxford comma.

Fuck you, zoomer...

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Even if masks don’t work how do they ‘kill’ kids? 

With your propane accessories. 

It’s the ‘X’ in the corner of the screen.

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Don’t ever give up.