Jesus, I forgot the W12 could be had in the Touareg. That’s a level of automotive masochism that defies a witty analogy. Just as bad as the V12 TDI Q7. 

Vigor, please!

That is a bunch of logistical malarkey. Also, that’s not aimed at you personally, but that concept. Here’s why. I am a Florida resident with a FL license. It got renewed in 2018 but without the Real ID star. Why is that? Because I need to physically be in my county DMV to do it. And I live across the country on…

Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster! That thing was sucking so much air it made lift!

Being able to read emissions code data is a uniform standard that all cars with an OBD2 port is required to have. Certain codes are mandated to be the same across all makes (P0301 will always be misfire cylinder #1), but manufacturers will have codes that are outside the mandated set. The actual code number will be…

Yeah, my godsdamned 10 year old Acura has the common fucking courtesy to keep the power symbol stationary in the center of my volume knob. 

Subies do love to chew up head gaskets. 

And points, too! None of that newfangled computer stuff. 

Can attest. Used to get scores of diesel contaminated petrol tanks at my shop. It always drove us bonkers, wondering how they could get the nozzle in. But after the first dozen or so that rolled in with receipts, we smelled something funny. And it wasn’t the sweet smell of diesel.

I am a hard Honda and Acura loyalist. This car looks like it was done clean. It’s appearance is tasteful and tidy. But even I can’t justify that price. Sorry.

As a misunderstood man once said:

Featuring Richard Brake, who is one of the best character actors. His parts are generally minor but he knocks it out of the park every time. 

Even though my dad had a ‘71 Chevelle and a ‘78 Corvette that I actually drove to prom in with my now wife, the coolest was our truck.

What we really need is an aircon shift handle. My triple black Acura TL has a leather wrapped stainless steel shifter. In the middle of August in the lower latitudes of the country, shifting gears in my car is like using the business end of a lightsaber to run through the double H-pattern.

Yes. I’m tired. And cranky. You’re right.

Car has the S85 with 200K? I don’t care if he “KNOW WHAT HE GOT” or not. That engine combined with the SMG is like playing Russian Roulette with 5 rounds in the barrel. And the previous owner used the free round just before you.

You genuinely have no idea about his fuckery. I grew up where all this shit took place. My dad lives near him. And lemme give you a quick primer on my dad. He’s a gruff farmboy from WV that worked in a coal-fired power plant for decades. One could call him a conservative. He had no love for all the EPA regs that came…

Kids. My two daughters, aged 4 and 6, have enough shit that facilitates this damned thing. 

Kids. My two daughters, aged 4 and 6, have enough shit that facilitates this damned thing. 

No. Just.....um......ehhhh........no. CP

With Antennagate a few years back, and Dieselgate more recently, I’m sure Bosch can Voltron their way into causing Portraitgate, the damning scandal of mobile phones always recording vertical. Stop the damn presses!