I’ve been married to one of, if not THE, shortest female aviator in the USCG for 12 years. Most of my friends are guys like these. Damn near everyone of them checked their fucks in Cape May and never got them back. 

Let us not forget the Guardsman who was flat out of fucks left to give when he jumped on that thing.

This is yet another example of thinking “this will be an easy inexpensive fix later on”, or “we are too far invested so we have to see it through” mentalities. I can only imagine how the techs feel. They keep trying to make the car work, but they’re given poor help to do it. And the customers are the ones left holding…

The Audi Q7 V12 TDI looks back.

Hi, welcome to JetBlue flight 354 from Burbank to JFK, cruising at an altitude of 40,000 feet for five hours and fifteen minutes. If anything goes wrong, you’re dead. You understand? You are fucking dead. This many people in a metal tube in the sky — this should not be happening. This is against science and God. So,…

I have been fortunate to have a near eidetic memory for information. So much so, in fact, that I have to force myself to not look at a car’s license plate because I’ll remember it forever. I can say that spaced repetition is how my brain breaks down long sequences to remember them. It’s my default setting. Having…

I did! Don’t come @ me, bro!

That whole car is one godsdamned Thesues’s Paradox wrapped up in a blue and white checkered bow. 

While the vehicle that started this bullshit is not in this picture, I would like to point out that I, who was driving the Honda Interceptor, was rear-ended by the Honda Odyssey, which was thrown into my bike by a Honda Civic. That Honda Civic was driven by a jackass who blew a 0.24 at 4:00 in the afternoon, which…

First rule of government spending: “Why have one, when you can have two at twice the price?”

I am a stay at home dad now. My kids are 4 and 6, both girls. This is my dad sled. 6 speed manual, 2 car seats in the back. 

I clicked on this solely to check to see if the Leidenfrost Effect was mentioned. Was not disappointed.

I remember when the Dodge Cummins had to be detuned a lot when paired to the slushbox. The times they are a changing....

Take your godsdamned star. 

Fucking Boston. My first trip into there after we moved here, I was wondering where the city-destroying alien mothership was after seeing everyone start driving into the shoulder at 65 MPH. 

Check your email. 

Yeah, I remember that shit. I got asked for ID one time over something really stupid (Marvel Mystery Oil). When my military ID would not scan, he insisted on photographing it, which is a huge no-no and illegal AF. The only time a military ID can be photographed is for medical insurance purposes only, not me needing to…

I wouldn’t bet on that. Still be nice to dream, though. 

Hold up a sec. What is your thought process on that one? Veloster is transverse mounted FWD. Stinger/G70 is a longitudinal mounted RWD/AWD. They share nothing as far as powertrain goes. 

“but we wanted to be able to offer it to show how much we appreciate the enthusiasts in the market that prefer manuals“