Frakking asshat! Please do humanity a favor and disappear.

Somebody has been watching "Big Bigger Biggest" on the Science Channel.

Indeed.

These days it is hard to get me to jump. Maybe my reflexes are lax or possibly I am just used to the fact that the things I see on the screen are not real. With that said, my heart actually skipped a beat when the tall bipedal alien looked into the peephole at Nina Sharp's apartment. That reason alone is why I will…

As I sit here reading this, I have no choice but to chime in with my twopence. A little over 2 years ago, I was in a nasty motorcycle accident where a truck ran a stop sign and ran me over. Some quick reflexes kept me from being 6 feet under right now. I escaped relatively unscathed with multiple spleen…

I know. Isn't it so sad?

ACTUALLY.... I believe the term that is the most accepted is USO: Unidentified Submerged Object.

You beat me to it. This abomination of a racing movie is rated as the worst of the worst of the loathed. The whole quarter scene was laughable, but the real travesty was the one car jumping over the other in the final act. As an extra kick in the taint, Renny used the awful CGI scene of the jump as race footage on…

Wow. There are so many good suggestions here. Personally, I agree with all of them.

I have a FDA approved stimulator for my male organ: it's called my kinky wife.

Agreed! I had to have my spine fused, and my doc is at UPenn. At my neurosurgeon's office, they have valet. In February I had an appointment. When I pulled up, the valet would not walk an extra 5 feet to go valet my car. He made me circle around Center City three times until the only spot in front of the office…

Well yeah. The Ancients made sure we walked upright before they headed off to Pegasus. Makes perfect sense once you don't think about it.

The northeastern US chain Giant uses that setup. It is a very nice system. I had thoughts of an iPhone or iPad app, but the long-term logistics made it unfeasible.

I really hate New Jersey. Like REALLY hate it. Ever since we moved here because of a military move, I have been compiling a ever-expanding list of reasons to hate this place. At the top of the list are the morons who try to use the self checkout at Shop-Rite. These people cause my calm level to go from "It's a…

As a man who was born and raised in rural West Virginia (south of Wheeling), I was skeptical of things when the Mothman entered my life many years before the movie. I used to relish in the old ghost stories that were told in the collective rural areas. So much so that I collected books that were giant compilations…

Scientology is not the world's fastest growing religion. It is, however, the world's fastest growing source of bullshit.

Yep. Just thinking the same thing. I need one of these at home; trying to build a 2.6 kJ railgun currently.

I stand corrected. I was typing too fast and not paying attention. And the win goes to you, sir. ;)

So very true. I have a 2000 Acura TL with navi. That car is a tank and my wife loves it. We have recently been toying with the idea of trading it in. But one of the things we were looking for was a vehicle without navi. I am an Acura Master Tech so the tech does not concern me, but I want to avoid the possible…

Great. So all these years of calling out AT&T reps and having to inform them that the iOS platform receives tethered updates has now come to a close. I guess there will be more "erroneous and unaccountable" data packets in excess of 100+ MB used by my iPhone in the middle of the night while my phone is connected to…