Ah yes, the most oxymoronic cliches of all time: PORN PLOT!!!!! [insert Dramatic Chipmunk overdramatic score here]

I mean not to offend anyone sympathetic to the late Ryan Dunn, but why wasn't this douchenozzle in West Goshen the other morning? I think it would have served society better.

You know that I would not mind studying those hyperclusters. >:-)

I deal with severe chronic pain every day now. It all started immediately after a horrible motorcycle accident. Multiple surgeries later, and I have to wear a pain patch 24 hours a day just to function. I could not imagine others having to endure this with no apparent cause.

We could always ask the crew of the Destiny to take a Polaroid for us...

Thanks for the generalization.

The Cat C9 is a great engine. I am more partial to the C15 myself, though. There is no doubt that those Cat and Cummins engine are much better. But I still stand by my belief that the old "Driptroit Diesel" 6-71 provided some important ancestry to many achievements.

I am 6 foot naught (72 inches). I ask why you inquire about my height. There has never been mention of any kind of growth issue. In fact, the only 2 things that were ever diagnosed of me having longer than my insomnia is sarcoidosis (which has dormant for the vast majority of my life) and a small heart defect that…

Detroit (formerly GM) Diesel model 6-71 engine.

I am a chronic insomniac and have been since adolescence. So I am 30 now and have not slept right for over 17 years now. Many sleep specialists have tried to restore my natural cycles with no success. The only thing close to a resolution was a medical study one of my doctors wanted to enroll me in. It involved…

I made it 10 seconds and could not watch any more. That bitch is a, well it rhymes with bunt.

With tenure as both a Master Technician and a Service Adviser for Acura, I offer this advice: always read the fine print and record date and time of the correspondence you have regarding repairs. A good dealer employee will do the same to cover their ass.

So the Chinese bought a derelict seaframe from the "height of the Soviet safety" Chernobyl era and retrofitted it for their use? Yeah, that should end well. From the lead poisoning in the paint to the potential radiation hazard in the reactors to the "superb Chinese build quality" of the construction, I give the…

My problem with missed turns usually results from my navi system, aka my wife. She has this charming ability to tell me which turn to take a half block AFTER I passed it. Is there an engineer that can fix that? Yep, it's called not listening to her and finding my own way.

I know that some of this did not sink in to some, but old news. I remember swiping a sizable chunk of both elemental sodium and potassium from my junior high science teacher's "workshop of horrors" and tossing it in our family pond. The awesome part was watching the oil that the elemental metals were stored in smoke…

...and thermonuclear warfare.

Indeed. I imagine you and I are pretty close in age. Growing up in the 80's was awesome with the toys and tech of that time. Oh how I long for the days of starting a program on my Commodore 64 by typing LOAD "*" ,8,1.

My absolute favourite. It was just a cheap RC tracked vehicle, but I had so much fun with it. I MacGuyver-ed so many of these for many purposes.

Another amazing revelation from the Department of Duh.

The intelligence found in the cosmic background radiation must be having the galaxies spool up the drives.....