Who and the circumstances to how Trump gets jailed are probably more important, though. I’m not sure I even want him in jail. Him being in jail is just president Pence.

I’m Mads Mikkelsen, fuckface, my face is never ugly.

Damn it’s almost like you don’t get sarcasm while also missing the point and ignoring it. Cool.

No, I meant that the details were vague and I’m skeptical about the situation as I can’t validate any of it.

I doubt she will, but if she does, that still leaves Pence in charge. Also, the reasons why the average voter should oppose Trump (his inane policies that constantly threaten to destroy the country) are off the hook. Trump used those policies to curry goodwill amongst certain voters, but Pence actually believes that…

Exactly what I said.

No, I meant that the details were vague.

TLJ is the third best Star Wars movie ever.

Indeed, but the details on that are vague. They are also noticeably absent from her original interview.

She’s as opportunistic as Trump while not having a set of morals aside from “me” ala Trump. She ran republican when it would be in her favor, but has no problem switching to a liberal agenda. She constantly distracts from real issues involving Trump, and her presence reeks of white mediocrity. It doesn’t seemed like…

Please stop trying to make Stormy Daniels a thing.

Yeah...but it was, though.

Hopefully they finally bring Mean Girls to the big screen. I think they should try to get that Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt writer attached.

DBZ, oddly enough, never actually did that, but animes like MHA, Naruto, and One Piece actually love to do what you just described.

“Moved to the Nintendo.”

From my point of view the older seasons were the weakest.

Marty go to Fairway; their produce is always fresh!

This Just In: Lazy, condescending fake breaking news sarcasm gag reaches critical limit, possibly on last legs as a rebuttal.

...I’m not sure that makes it anymore funny, but ok.

Always support a good skewering of Trump, but that first clip was kind of aggressively unfunny.