If they did parkour, definitely.

He’s still correct to bring it up, though, even if the way he did it is counterintuitive. Equality isn’t just speaking up when your group that you belong to is marginalized, it’s speaking up when someone who isn’t you is being marginalized right next to you.

They promised me pictures of Spider-Man, but it was just a silhouette; it could have been anything!

Man, Fuller out of work, Anderson out of work, Dancy...who the fuck cares? Man, maybe we can get together and...hold on, what you need Kojima? Yeah, oh that sounds kind of cool. You got Del Toro on the phone? Yeah, we can do this conference call baby.

Her failure to appeal to industry stalwarts like Godotzilla will be her downfall.

“I don’t understand all the choices people make,” he said. “But I do understand that life is hard, and that those types of choices do not disqualify you from a life with dignity and happiness and safety.”

Papa Johns: Slightly more integrity than Taylor Swift.

Every univosion/Gawket/Hornel bacon site has had one, so probably more than that.

“Saturday Night Life.”

What happened to you, Nelly? Your ass used to be beautiful.

“For example; females, not all, but most, really are attracted to a man’s personality”

I like it as a collection of moments more than a coherent movie, but these are very memorable moments. The worst thing I can say is that it felt inconsequential. The macro plot didn’t move that much, and though are characters know a little more about themselves, there’s not a lot of acknowledgement of that from our…

If you like Luke Skywalker, he’s not really Luke here. I actually didn’t like that plot point, and it adds some complexity, but they paid the cost. That said, I enjoyed the character.

POUCHES!

“It’s more fun when they struggle”

Braums?

Shake shack is alright. The new one next to Columbia doesn’t have the calendar custards, which is pretty unforgivable.

Argument theorists years from now will hold this basketball flop=sexual assault gambit as the new gold standard of rhetoric.

For wanting to see a crappy movie by someone who practices sexual misconduct?

Love how it’s all the same “I farted when I made that apology” face throughout all the headline pics.