Christie remains utterly along

I wonder why.

That's not a Mary Sue. It's kind of the exact opposite.

I mean he literally sounds like 5 other characters that talk about raping chicks (BUT WITHOUT SAYING IT SO THEY DON'T GET IN TROUBLE AGAIN) or having the slimmest, GOP approved, definition of consensual sex.

You just described ever Daenerys plot point.

"Unknown Man Forces Woman to Make Out with Her Nephew."

Girls

Heh, Pitchfork.

I'll be "SSJ5CloudXGoku"

Well to be fair, the movie was over.

Shit actually sounds like a Coens brother ending.

No shit.

How does Nolan's Batman go against the source material?

I'm hoping for a "Bart Sells His Soul" like play out to the story.

Which is weird because I thought it was for DeSade.

If he could somehow bulk up, McBride would be a pretty good Jody. Dream casting? Olphant as Jody and Goggins as TC.

It was also, by far, the coolest contact card I had seen. "This is, by far, the coolest contact card I've seen," I said.

If only.

Actually, I sound like an Emmy nominated actor who worked on a show that knew how to transform sexuality in unique ways so that there was always something more to the scene than "This person bangs this person because they want to bang, I guess."

I know this show gets a lot of flack for the Softcore Cinemax Original esque writing and directing that they employ in some of its scenes, but after tonight's episode….