You know it was Nu-Tron too.

A fishermen always recognizes another fishermen from afar.

Of course Jonah thinks he's Brother Mouzone.

Not really, no.

Mmmmmm…..agreed.

LOL

I didn’t leave the theater after seeing Hamilton. I resurfaced.

Dippold lost that "Parks and Rec benefit of the doubt" fast.

—Amy Schumer's standup career

When they edited the headline, that's what really messed them up. It's 2017 Pills in Jellybeans.

Name>Action?

DuckTales' theme song. AKA musical perfection.

Too Bright was too underrated

I'm not sure it is offensive in any real way, but ok. I think I'm ok with it because it legitimately seems to be going to a good cause in the end:

Double Mericle.

A little known fact about me is that two (or if you want to classify as such, my 2 female favorite) of my favorite singers of all time are Janet Jackson and Erykah Badu, and they are both going on tour. Of course JJ is the most important female vocalist in pop history, so I'd probably say she is number 1.

I don't know. That never looks as good and as cool as the movies make it seem. Like, you know it actually is really dirty, right?

I'm gonna downvote anyways, but I guess this is a joke?

Well, 10 poorly thought out Marvel comics.

Just as dawn sets on a new day and the phoenix rises from the ashes unscathed, the light that follows the darkness is inevitable. But it's in the darkness that your appreciation for light is the greatest so that when you gaze upon the horizon and see the fiery feathers of the sun, you are always in awe.