I love everything in that second to last paragraph. I really don't love the Zeldas that abandoned the original versions plan of having the main puzzle (that you don't solve by getting the item you get in a dungeon) be the landscape itself and combat being survival based instead of perfunctory. LTTP is a good game, but…

I guess we hate Bad Boys now and Marc Webb, apparently.

Congrats on lasting longer than blockbuster itself.

You're like the Julian of these reviews.

Pft, you already to know to hit up Amazon March 1st and type "Hannibal" into search bar. Don't make any mistakes.

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FUCK YEAH

So it should actually be 86.27 of an order of 100, but okay.

Do the klu klux klan follow a religion that orders the death of apostates? When was the last time we saw a klan member blow up infidels?

We still doing this, huh?

Yes, because their opinion is trash.

Welp, that was labored.

This dude makes shitty music for people who buy albums at Starbucks.

I often ask myself if I am typecast. Must I always play the charismatic scene stealer in every movie? Do I have to be that dude getting awards left and right? Do I have to always speak in a voice so velvety smooth that it'll melt the staunchest of panties?

He looks like he likes to choke small animals while singing "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star."

Melania already stole it, though.

He's got you there, Domino.

Are We Done Yet, Daddy?

Her hairline is looks like……

Watched the pilot. It was dope. That is all.