(Throws small child off roof)

Well, God (heh) has to punish your shitty state for turning red somehow.

New York, NJ, N.C., VA

So, a human lady wants to fuck a Jerry Seinfeld bee?

Well, considering how shitty that sounds on paper…

Where have you been? I don't think I've seen you comment on the new Animal Collective album or TLOP.

What about lube? Is that a BYOL situation?

"Those four words are pretty much the entire sketch:"

Who wouldn't be fatigued? Also, he smokes like crazy.

No one fucking cares.

Welcome to the AV CLUB!

Cocoa butter and frustration, I'd know that smell anywhere.

I'll give a two week cushion. Sometimes they'll do a review after an album drops.

1. Yes, a pop culture website has to review black artists. That's the most obvious answer on a quiz ever. That's how inclusiveness works. Fulfilling a quota and saying, "but two weeks ago we covered…" isn't being inclusive, either.

You're right. How dare I ask why they were marginalizing and ignoring black voices in the music industry. That was a selfish act.

#ALLLIVESMATTER

But you're about to make America great again, so…..

Or, you know, how many albums by black artists they're allowed to review per week. Oh, wait, it's zero.

I always thought this band received a bad rap for doing nothing but releasing solid music.

Another week, another AV Club music review section that doesn't feature a black artist. This week, you're marginalizing Common and Alicia Keys. Congrats! This section will fit in right with Trump's America.