If you having sarcophagus problems I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 pharaohs, but a Cleopatra ain't one.

"Murder isn't always committed by murderers."

People aren't outraged because they're friends, though. They're outraged because she's very close to victim blaming and has a very awful mindset when it comes to the definition of rape.

Yeah…and her constant failure to see what is wrong with her statements is the only thing to blame. Also, it's still a temporary setback, one most likely telling her she's not ready for that particular next step in her career goals.

Yes, won't someone please think about this poor rape denier?

even writing and apparently believing, something stupid about the perpetrator of a sexual assault should not cost a drummer a gig.

….Did we not get Cap 3?

…Phrasing?

Damn, you're too edgy, man.

I hate 2016. That shit needs to be the one to die.

More importantly, does he die 3 times on Armor Armadillo's stage to get the hadouken?

I'm really hoping this basically plotless and has no real attempt at pathos or catharsis for the main character. Just make it a really good comedy movie.

A sentient waffle? You have my attention.

He's the Zach Snyder of comedy films.

Flash is an A- for "Fast Enough" alone.

Someone had to.

Aristotle at work:

You do realize that a fast guy already had him, right? Since speed is pretty much relative, that doesn't mean much. If an Olympian runner held another, slightly faster Olympian runner's father hostage, you probably couldn't say, "but you're faster!" In fact, speed wouldn't matter because everyone in the world is on…

“Persian trap music,"

This is so fucking wrong that I actually want to punch someone.